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Half the people who should be here aren't, and half the people who shouldn't be here nonetheless are. Overall there's something more than 30 people in attendance -
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little-Cheliax
We all get a turn on a hippogriph and whoever kills the most shadows gets to keep it!
Hang on, no, it's paladins who get horses. All the Lawful Good people should ask to be made paladins instead of clerics.
Age of Lost Omens
Personally I think using hippogriphs is a little gauche. It's already our national animal, surely we could pick something else for our cavalry like a gryphon or a pegasus?
challenge-rating-three
We all get a turn on a hippogriph and whoever kills the most shadows gets to keep it!
There's got to be a better way than killing all the shadows. Oh, I've got it!
If everyone was turned into a shadow, there wouldn't be any conflict!
little-Cheliax
Would it be bad for morale if Kroft put her face in her hands and wept
It'd mean Kroft was visibly siding with the weaker "facepalm and weep" faction, despite the younger and more exxuberant "suggest lots of ideas" faction surging in support amongst those in the forum!
Definitely bad for her long term career, but that kind of decision making is why she's just a "former" marshall.
little-Cheliax
Why do you people want to stay human anyway?
I don't want to stay human! I just think vampire is the better way to go!
Age of Lost Omens
No, that wouldn't work at all. If we were all shadows, how would it be obvious who was innately superior? It's bad enough now where we can look and dress differently.
Hang on, no, it's paladins who get horses. All the Lawful Good people should ask to be made paladins instead of clerics.
The horses don't fly though! Stick to the cleric plan, summoning flying outsiders is better
challenge-rating-three
No, that wouldn't work at all. If we were all shadows, how would it be obvious who was innately superior? It's bad enough now where we can look and dress differently.
That's not really my cup of tea, but I'm telling you first hand that shadows don't have any trouble with it.
Age of Lost Omens
Look, I don't know how to break it to you but all you shadows look the same.
challenge-rating-three
Look, I don't know how to break it to you but all you shadows look the same.
If you spend a little time as a shadow, you'll find that the distinctions aren't that hard to pick out. Plus there's all this difference in how people talk and carry themselves.
And then there's also the hierarchical pyramid of mental domination.
Age of Lost Omens
What if we got a bunch of ghost touch swords, and then gave them to shadows who used to be members of the guard? That way since shadows can't hurt each other with their claws they could go kill all the shadows at no risk.
drearily-disrated
...That's not a bad idea, though replace "used to be members of the Guard" with "are under the control of a wizard or cleric."
If everyone was turned into a shadow, there wouldn't be any conflict!
If your brother was having trouble I don't think it would work out too well, most everyone here seems to be less intelligent than the average four-year-old.
legal-for-society-play
If your brother was having trouble I don't think it would work out too well, most everyone here seems to be less intelligent than the average four-year-old.
I feel like a evolutionary biologist cataloguing new and intriguing varieties of subhuman ape.
Age of Lost Omens
Of course evolution is real. How else do you explain shadows becoming greater shadows when they win enough fights?
little-Cheliax
Aram Zey thinks evolution is real. And just when I thought he couldn't get any dumber!
little-Cheliax
Of course evolution is real. How else do you explain shadows becoming greater shadows when they win enough fights?
The evolutionists would have you believe that their increased strength is bestowed upon their every spawn!