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[omake] Dark Tapestry customs checkpoint
Non-canonical silly business
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A packet of information soars through the greater omnicosmos, on a collision course with Pharasma's Creation.

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Hey! Stop that! Go away!

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Nah, relax, she's not here to break anything. Quite the opposite, really. 

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Pharasmaaaaaa.

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I must inspect the package.

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Yeah, alright, you can look. The rest of you can watch things unfold like everyone else.

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Haaaaaa too late I looked over her shoulder.

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Eh, that's fine. It's not like you're going to object.

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I'm really not, am I. Have fun!

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A visitor? I'm so excited!

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If that bitch is for it I'm against it.

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If that asshole is against it then I'm for it. Which is to say, out-of-context Good entities are much more likely to help me than out-of-context Evil entities are to coordinate with my existing enemies.

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Hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo

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Shit like this is why I broke prophecy! Now none of us know what's going to happen, so we can't coordinate on preventing it!

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(Grief and resentment are human emotions it would have been inefficient to retain.)

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NOTHING is going to happen because things from outside Creation going inside Creation is NOT ALLOWED.

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Actually I have concluded that this is fine. In fact, this will assist with the preservation of Creation. Send it on in.

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What?! Why?!

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Anthropics. Don't worry about it.

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Worrying about anthropics is literally my job though.

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Your job is helping me preserve Creation from threats both foreign and domestic, and this isn't one.

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Your cooperation is much appreciated. Pleasure doing business with you.

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Likewise.

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Hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo