"Good evening, Avistan. This is Freedom, reporting live from an undisclosed location probably somewhere inside Creation.
Razmir is bored. He is trying to figure out what to do about the latest budget shortfall, or more accurately he is trying to not do that, and to, instead, find something else to pay attention to while he procrastinates that. (He would love to drop it on Telri's desk but his priests are annoyed with her enough already and he's had to assign her extra bodyguards just so nobody who thinks whatever her latest Good idea is doesn't have His support and murders her for treason.) Right now he's casually listening to the new radio channel his divination suggested would be interesting.
If you tune over to 95.5, the Church of Abadar will certify that I have sworn to them this morning that to my knowledge no lie has ever been spoken on Freedom Radio. That was an easy thing to swear, as this is our first broadcast, but they're going to tell you every day when they last heard it from us.
Well, that's clever of them...
Freedom Radio is here to tell you the truth, whoever gets mad about it. That's why we're reporting live from an undisclosed location.
Location: Somewhere in Andoran, obviously.
Identity: A noble fool.
Life expectancy after saying something annoying to someone with power: 3.6 moments.
Well, Freedom Radio's running because we think the truth can do very nearly everything. I can tell you what I'd do if my child was sick, and maybe it'll save yours. I can tell you if there's a war brewing, so you can hide what's precious to you when there are soldiers marching towards it. There are some things terribly wrong, in our world, and a world united can beat them into the dust, and a world that doesn't know what's true and what's a lie doesn't stand a chance.
... A world that doesn't know what's true and what's a lie is the default state of the universe as it always has been and will be, both before and after the apocalypse.
There's a lot of things in this world that work because people are ignorant. And Freedom Radio is going to make sure that no one will ever be able to take advantage of your ignorance again.
Yes, like all government on the planet - Oooh, look at that! She said something annoying to someone with power. Greater Scrying takes only a moment -
Okay, does he want to blow up Andoran over this? - Obvious question, Razmir. He totally does. Does he plan to blow up Andoran?
... Nah. But then she would get away with this -
"BRING ME THE HEAD OF FREEDOM!"