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"poor kamil like OH GOD ETHICS. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS. ALSO MY DICK. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS AND MY DICK"
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He replaces the strikethrough.

"I wanna know how good I have it."

Book shut.

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He shudders a little.

"—whoof. That one's — not as bad, actually? Still weird."

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"I really hope remembering too many timelines doesn't drive you stark raving mad."

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"If I start feeling the cosmos too hard, you can put some stuff back."

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"Yes, because madmen are known for putting in a polite letter of notice before attempting to summon Yog Sothoth."

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"You are such a nerd — I don't, like, have a line on Cthulhu and Friends. And I'm not subtle crazy."

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"Exactly! How am I supposed to tell the difference?"

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He can't completely contain a laugh.

"Rude."

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"You've stopped eating your lunch again."

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"–right. Food. Food goes in mouth."

Food does, in fact, go in mouth. He spends a few minutes focusing on that instead of improving the timeline.

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Camillo eats one-handed while flipping through the book.

"...I feel like we can do something with the homelessness policy. Like -- if you're at risk of an unstable housing situation, tell us and we'll give you a house, something like that."

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"—oh, yeah —maybe some form they can give you for, like, a national thing? So it's not just here?"

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"Yeah! Put in 'federal law requires' or something -- okay, how is that gonna go wrong..."

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"...shitty program, I guess, but that's better than nothing? House...theft?"

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"...more people homeless so they need the program? Seems like a stretch, not like we don't need it now..."

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"We could test it later and then fix it if it fucks things up, right?"

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"Or test it now and fix it if it fucks things up!"

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"Hey, it's your magic book.You're the one who's gonna have to re-explain shit to me."

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"Not if you write it in!"

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“…this is gonna be hard to fit.”

He readies his pencil.

“How are we gonna say it?”

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"Eh, it filled in the details for the PSP, I just did the title. Take your best shot and we can always edit after."

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Housing-insecure or homeless students can visit the front office for a federal housing program application form. Students will be eligible for school housing in the unlikely event of

No, wait,

All students are additionally eligible for school housing, and may apply at any time.

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"...can the school housing have gloryholes?"

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Yes — how do I work that in?”

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"I guess we shouldn't require people to work shifts -- uh, maybe there can be expectations about how you treat shared amenities -- keep the kitchens clean, bowling alley closes at ten, no girls in the gloryholes...?"

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